Weasel Stomping Day Lyrics

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping DayPut your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping DayAll the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right outSo, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day(Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)People up and down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holidaySo let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okayHey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping DayWeasel Stomping Day
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