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Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to get fat.
Last night I was eating a pint of ice cream and finished it because I'm an American.
I took of the lid and I threw it away because I'm not a quitter everyone.
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Jim Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966 in Chesterton, Indiana) is an American stand-up comic. His comedy routines often include him doing the voice of a supposed audience member commenting on his performance. He is also known for making fun of Hot Pockets, usually likening them to "a Pop-Tart filled with nasty meat." He often begins his routines with, "Don't worry, I've never heard of me either." Gaffigan first began performing stand up comedy on January 27, 1991 in New York City.

Read more about Jim Gaffigan on Last.fm.


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