Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wifeHope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind company
'Cause we'll be here a lotAnd brother, here's some brotherly advice
If you know what's good for you
You'll treat her right'Cause grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for youCousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
And daddy's got a shotgunWelcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
And if you ever leave her
You ain't comin' backMy nephew is a hunter
And he's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain't been foundI like you just fine
Don't get me wrong
But boy, take care of her
'Cause if you don'tGrandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for youCousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
And daddy's got a shotgunHeh, grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for youCousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
And daddy's got a shotgunWelcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wifeWelcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gunWelcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gunWelcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gunWelcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gunWelcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gunWelcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
My daddy's got a shotgun