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(Jorma) Hey yo, new Lonely Island, 2011, let's get 'em Kiv!
(Akiva) Hey yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow,
My girly lookin' at me like
You for real dude?
(Jorma) Hey yo, hold up, hold up. We gotta come harder than that. Yo, tell 'em Andy...
(Andy) I think there might be something wrong with my dick,
It's like a melted stick of butter
So soft that it can't fill a rubber
(Jorma) Hey yo, come on man, this is Lonely Island. People are countin' on us. I gotta write all these motherfuckers myself-
Hey yo, I think I broke my dick in the sink,
It's so small and ugly,
All smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby,
Hold up, hold up, this is serious. Kiv, let 'em know.
(Akiva) Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit
(Jorma) Ha ha, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Andy, show 'em how it's done.
(Andy) My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak,
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake,

(Jorma) Lonely Island, Grammy-nominated, yeah! Hit 'em again.
(Akiva) Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp,
I was an eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
(Jorma) We make too much money for this shit! Murder music...
(Andy) I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt,
Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up!
(Jorma) Depository music! What y'all know about incontinence?
(Akiva) I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion,
It wasn't from the sex, it was the blood transfusion!
(Jorma) What?! Motherfucker got horse blood! What y'all got?
(Andy) I write freaky fan-fiction where cartoons fuck!
Got CGI Garfield licking Marmaduke's nuts!
(Jorma) Wooo! I would like to see that! This that Garfield sex music! Now y'all just showing off! Preach.
(Akiva) I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump,
Every other week I swing by to bring him some lunch!
(Jorma) Oh! Now that just sounds nice! Imma call it right there. Game over, motherfuckers. Lonely Island, we started this fake-rap shit. The world needs us!

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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick In A Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz In My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva.
It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&Asession and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

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