White Hen Decapitator Lyrics

(Michael Bethke)
This is a song about the White Hen Decapitator.
Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store.
And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head.
Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread.
White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head.
White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches.
White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the door.
White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store.
When the customers came in they couldn't believe their eyes
Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise.
A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead.
Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled.