Yeast Infection - Larry Pierce



     
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Yeast Infection Lyrics


Well I was making love the other day
And I put my hand between her lovely legs
She was giving me a hickey
When I felt something sticky
And I did'nt know exactly what to say
Then slowly I removed her underwear
Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
Well I knew I was'nt dreamin'
When I saw that yellow semen
And the smell of catfish really filled the air
CHORUS 1
I wanna show her my affection
But she's got a yeast infection
And her underwear is sticking to the wall

She pulled my head down closer to her crotch
She told me it would taste like butterscotch
Well I never had the heart
To pull grilled cheese apart
I'll turn my head so I won't have to watch
Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
Yeah the puss and blood was a drippin' from my chin
She was kicking and a screamin'
And pissin' on the ceilin'
I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in
CHORUS 1
I wanna show her my affection
But she's got a yeast infection
And her underwear is sticking to the wall
Well I fucked her long and hard right then and there
And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
I watched my pecker thumpin'
And when she started cummin'
It looked like makin' taffy at the fair
CHORUS 2
Well I showed her my affection
Though she's got a yeast infection
Now my underwear is sticking to my balls
Yes I showed her my affection
Though she's got a yeast infection
Now my underwear is sticking to my balls
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Larry Pierce is a comedic-country music singer who specializes in songs with raunchy lyrics. He's known in the business as "The Master of Dirty Country Music," and has quietly been building a following of dedicated fans since 1993.

Born Larry G. Pierce on July 18, 1950, and has lived most of his life in the small Central Indiana town of Middletown and has been married to his wife Sandy since June 17, 1982, and has three children. Pierce worked in an auto parts factory for over 30 years until being forced into retirement due to plant closure.

Larry wrote his first dirty song "Love Letters" as kind of a joke, playing guitar and entertaining friends on the weekend. Then in 1993, someone submitted some of his songs to Laughing Hyena Entertainment, a label that specializes in truck stop comedy and distributes almost exclusively at truck stops across the country. Ten years and thirteen albums later, he was approached by an independent film company from New York City (Milkhouse Productions) to do a full length documentary on his life and career as a dirty country singer (Dirty Country Movie--The Larry Pierce Story). Then in 2005 was approached by a raunchy touring rock band from Colorado Springs (-itis) to do a live show with them in Minneapolis, and has since traveled the country and done several live shows with them. Pierce then recorded his fourteenth album (Pussywhipped) on a new private label with his newfound band and announced the release on The Howard Stern Show 1/9/07. Since then, Pierce has become somewhat of a regular on Howard’s show, including phone-in’s and live appearances, while his music is often played coming in and out of radio breaks. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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