You Gotta Get a Gimmick - Bette Midler

You Gotta Get a Gimmick Lyrics

You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bend
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a handYou can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you're dead
Kid, you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get aheadYou can uh, you can uh
You can uh, uh, uh
That's how burlesque was born
So I uh, and I uh
And I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with a hornOnce I was a schleppa
Now I'm Miss Mazeppa
With my revolution in dance
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chanceShe can uh, she can uh

She can uh, uh, uh
They'll never make her rich
Me, I uh, and I uh
And I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with a switchI'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you've got it madeAll them uh and them uh
And them uh, uh, uh
Ain't gonna spell success
Me, I uh, and I uh
And I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with finesseDressy Tessie Tura
Is so much more then demurer
Than all them other ladies because
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applauseDo something special
Anything special
Do something special
Anything specialYou're more than just a mimic
When you got a gimmick
Take a look how different we areIf you wanna make it
Twinkle while you shake it
If you wanna grind it
Wait till you refined itIf you wanna pump it
Pump it with a trumpet
Get yourself a gimmick
And you too can be a star