You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me Lyrics

Yep
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned
I've been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used, motherfucker
I drank with Hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run, sang with Shotgun Willy
Went from small time Philly to big time Bobby
From three day old chili to Saki with Wosabi
I'm home, hey, I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, dida, dada, like me, hey, like me
No more bein' poured drink specials at winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd
No beginners here, I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed

Heard again my friend I been the world and back
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that
And I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, god damn like me, hey, hey, like me
Never thought I'd go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give two shits
Never wanted sell cars, 'cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar till I heard a lick like this
And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots
You know it's time to rock when ole glory drops
I pimp through town with the top laid back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap
I'll adapt to any and all situations
That's why they call me the pimp of the nation
And hey bitch, you best believe
I live in the woods not your world of greed
Might, a little weed might a little, yeah
I'm so proud to be living in the U.S.A.
You've never met a motherfucker quite like me
Hey, hey, like me, da, di da da stay like me
Hey, hey, hey, like me
You ain't ever met and you ain't never going meet
You never met a, never met a, never, never, never
Never met a motherfucker quite like me
You ain't never met a mother like me
Hey, you ain't never, never, never, never
Never met someone like me
(Hey, hey)
Never met like me
(Hey hey)
(Dude, hey)
Never met a mother like me
(Come on, hey)
And you never and you never gonna
(Hey come on already)
You never, never gonna, you'll never meet
(Stop)
What?
Dude, there's just more to life that just you