You Spit When You Talk Lyrics

Its so hard to have a conversation with you
Its not what you say or what you do
Youre my real good friend
Yes, that I must admit
Thats why it breaks my heart to tell you thisYou spit when you talk
Oh yeah, I had to say it
Got something to say
And then you go and spray it
I got a dry-cleaning bill and
Im gonna make you pay it
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talkWell, at the office party
You sang karaoke
Electrocuted yourself
Singing Okie from Muskogee
Its not a little secret
No, its something that is known
If you want to talk about it cant you call me on the phone?Because you spit when you talk

And Im just being honest
Everything I own
Has your saliva on it
If I talk to you much longer
I swear Im gonna vomit
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talkNow the only friends you have
Are on Facebook and on MySpace
They all talk behind your back
Cause its the only dry place
You were so excited at the game
When Jeter had a triple
Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipplesYou spit when you talk
And it aint getting better
I know what you had for dinner
Cause its right here on my sweater
If youve got an interpreter
Youd better go and get her
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talkOh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk