You Told Me I Would Be a Fighter Pilot Lyrics

Ever since I was young
I worked 'till my last breath
To be a razor sharp instrument of death
So that when we flew
The enemy ran in fear
But now I'm checkin' off boxes
Got my school in my joint
I'm a motherfuckin' killer on the Powerpoint
Oh dear God in Heaven
What the fuck am I doin' here
'Cause you told me I would be a fighter pilot
But you fuckin' lied
My skills have sat for 3 long years
And now they've all but died
God forbid we ever go to war
I'll just have to laugh

'Cause I'm gonna have to kick the Commies' ass
With everything I learned on the staff
It don't make any sense to me
How you gonna rain death with a Master's degree
Maybe that's a school that I haven't been to yet
But I'm learning every day things that I never knew
How you fit into the system that completely fucks you
When I get out it's a lesson I won't forget
'Cause you told me I would be a fighter pilot
But you fuckin' lied
My skills have sat for 3 long years
And now they've all but died
God forbid we ever go to war
I'll just have to laugh
'Cause I'm gonna have to kick the Commies' ass
With everything I learned on the staff
(Musical break)
You told me I would be a fighter pilot
But you fuckin' lied
My skills have sat for 3 long years
And now they've all but died
God forbid we ever go to war
I'll just have to laugh
'Cause I'm gonna have to kick the Commies' ass
With everything I learned on the staff
---
Lyrics submitted by Mike.