You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Oh you're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
Oh you're a foul one, Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the charming sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile
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You are so rotten, Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink
Stank
Stunk
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