Mike Phirman is incredibly uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person, so he is going to write his bio in the second person.

You attended UCLA where you received a degree in Philosophy. While at college, you met Chris Hardwick, a fellow comedy enthusiast with whom you began performing silly musical acts under the name “Hard ‘n Phirm.” Together, you’ve made an album, driven through a lot of corn, and taped a Comedy Central Presents special that you feel went not-too-badly.

You’ve also worked as a visual effects artist for movies and TV. (Don’t tell anyone, but on one episode of C.S.I. in which the camera follows a spark that sets off a car bomb, if you play it frame-by-frame, the spark briefly spells out “Hi Mom!”)

You love folding laundry and were born without a sense of smell.

Last summer, you released your first solo album called “The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1)”. You lost your mind when “Weird Al” Yankovic showed up to perform on one of the tracks.

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