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The Onion

                    The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the  Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions.  Doyle Redland  (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day.  It's free to download from The Onion.



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Father's Dying Wish A Real HassleBy: 
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Abstinence-Only Education Ruined By Trip To ZooBy: 
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Country Mouse Raped By City MouseBy: 
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Heroic Shark Eats Child-Molesting SurferBy: 
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Guy Eats His Weight In Combos Over 3-Month PeriodBy: 
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Butterfly Fails To Alter Course Of Human HistoryBy: 
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead KidsBy: 
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Kidnappers Running Out Of Fingers To SendBy: 
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Local Man Won't Eat Anything Unless It's On FireBy: 
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Local Man Shot With Girly PistolBy: 
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Tiny Frankfurter Appetizes Local ManBy: 
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Local Man Miscast In Role As FatherBy: 
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Local Man Gets Stabbing Right On 47th TryBy: 
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Ketchup Not Fancy Enough For Local ManBy: 
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Doyle Redland Says GoodbyeBy: 
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New Senate Bill Tests Through The RoofBy: 
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Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame StreetBy: 
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Camp Counselors Arrive Early For 2 Weeks Of SexBy: 
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Sports Fan Thinks He May Have Torn Rotator CuffBy: 
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