ALL DOWNLOADS ARE FREE Once upon a time in the seaside resort of Chlamydia, a beached baby whale was bludgeoned to death by mentally unstable spanner-wielding guinea pigs. The combination of the guinea pigs' war cries, the percussive sound of the spanners crunching through bone and the desperate screeches that the baby whale made as it writhed helplessly in the most gut-wrenching pain imaginable produced a soaring sound that had never before been experienced by the indigenous Chlamydians.

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