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I call you from the car to say ill be there in a while
A short plane ride and i will get to see your pretty smile
Theres nothing on the radio- I fiddle with the dial
Then i see a sign- the airports just another mile
I check my bags and think about how much i hate to fly
And as I near security I almost start to cry
Well i hope that law enforcement agents cant tell from my face
Ive got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
Im sweating and im nervous and i need a little air
cause with 4 balloons of heroin its getting crowded up in there
crowded up in there
My mind is all a jumble and my blood is cold as ice
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Relax, I say, its not so bad- it might feel kinda nice
Besides, who hasnt had a finger up there ince or twice?
I must remember dont leave any drugs inside the host
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed

Well I say a little prayer- Hail Maria, Full of Grace
Ive got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
Im sweating and im nervous and i need a little air
And i swear im farting lines of blow into my underwear
from my derriere
I was a little eager when i loaded up my stash
5 balloons of ecstasy, 6 balloons of hash
8 balloons of L.S.D, 9 of sensi mild
A box of chinese fireworks- a Guatemalan Child
Ive made it to the gate now and my joy i cant contain
I board the aircraft; take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
As i taxi down the runway, i get a smile on my face
Ive got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
Flight crew prepare for takeoff as i lift us into air
And by the way, does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child?
From my derriere

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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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