ABC's of Love - Doyle and Debbie

ABC's of Love Lyrics

‘Ey you
A K A, M V P
Why are you AWOL from me
Your E T A, always T B A
Your X’s and O’s always M I A
‘Ey you
Mister B M O C
Are you to busy
To R S V P
How V I P
Of you to be
Are you F U B A R
I am G O P
To your DNC
That’s NFL not PBS
On my HD TV
And FYI,

You are too PC
Not NRA or CBN enough for me
‘Ey you
Are you on LSD
Or just O B G Y N - R N D
My P H D in E S P
Trumps your MA in S T D
‘Ey you
With your A D D
It’s all BS from my P O V
B T W This is on the Q T
P D Q and A S A P
You’ll find T N T
In your S U V
You M I C K E Y M O U S E, S O B