Absolutely Happy Lyrics

How did I think it would be
Maybe like a TV show
Half hour episodes that solve everything
And make you absolutely happy
Absolutely happyNow I've made you cry
Never see it coming
It always takes me by surprise
That I don't make you absolutely happy
So I'll try to make you absolutely happyAnd why should I?
I'm as mixed up as the next guy
How could I?
I'm just a woman who wants to be here by your sideWipe those tears away
Because they'll be here again before you know it
I just have one thing to say
That I will never make you absolutely happy