Amazing Feats Lyrics

One of us equals many of us
Disrespect one of us, you'll see plenty of us
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, ahh, yeahYou want Cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless
You see me in the streets, be glad I spit this stress
Punch through your chest and rip your spine out
Now that Cage got your back, you can spit that rhyme outI'm stompin' on these chat room fakes
Whose hip-hop burf coincides with them cheesy remakes
You little kids playin' the critics hard
Go back to your other hobby, Pokemon cardsLocal MC's wont start it, done
On the mic, I make more faces than the retarded son
Minstrel, doin' a hump, takin' a dump
The life of Cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the cuntI got this e-mail from your female
Shes meetin' me, suckin' me off of three wails
Don't discuss the details, "Hee hee, I won't"
Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch E-bailOnce again, this is it
Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry
Sendin' kids back to the lab for more practiceOnce again, this is it

Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry
Amazing feats happen when we come out to playI'm livin' in a monotone paisley
Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy
Somethin' out of dark ages paintings, smiles can't hide
Think I'll sit back and watch life go byIn about four sex acts, a cheerleader will begin to bleed
Then we'll bring you up to speed on the orange deed
My seeds procreate, I ejaculate grown infants
Then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentenceThe fact is, you suck like 'Ishtar' does
Dick Starbuck and Cage spark dust up
Yeah, I stuck around like your plymouths car rust
Fuck your startin' five, the startin' three are usStick my dick in almost any hole
If I got plastic on and my Toxic Avenger mask is on
Celebrate like my pops when his bastard was born
Stretch the pussy like some starlet tryin' to last in pornOnce again, this is it
Smut Peddlers tearin', tearin' up the industry
Sendin' kids back to the lab for more practiceOnce again, this is it
Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry
Amazing feats happen when we come out to playThis is the meaty part of the discussion
Slice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the scene
Crashed the Beam in half then laughed, I ain't shook to shaft
Put another hole in your head to stash my fistAnd slash your wrists with a 'Porn Again' CD
Cracked the jar, then the cigar, then it goes to E
I'm in a trance with the evilest glance
My moral obligation is the feeblest stanceAnti-semetic dipshits, wearin' polo
Ya'll ever heard of Ralph Lipschitz?
Oh no, check my aura, in 3D photos
Whether at regular speed or super slow moOnce again, this is it
Smut Peddlers, tearin' up the industry
Sendin' kids back to the lab for more practiceOnce again, this is it
Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry
Amazing feats happen when we come out to play