Aren't You a Little Pervert Too?! Lyrics

This one is for our troops
Who beat the shit
Out of bad people
And their familiesAren't you a little pervert too
Just a little handcuff doesn't do
Beat the bullet, push and pull it
Till the crotch is black and blue
Aren't I a little pervert tooAren't you a little pervert too
Think the seventh orifice will do
You're the socket for the rocket
In my pocket dododoooo
I know you're a little pervert tooThere's a million different ways to get off
I have seen it on TV in Tokyo
In Finland and Australia
Not so much in America
Americans prefer the RodeoAren't you a little pervert too
Dream of what a whip can do to you
All your lipstick on my dipstick

As you scream like a baboon
Aren't you a little pervert tooAren't you a little pervert too
Getting off waiting at the loo
For the hour the golden shower
Is being spilled all over you
I know honey that you want it too
Let me spill my love all over youI know you're a little pervert too