Asleep On My Arm Lyrics

We were watching don't tell mom the babysitters dead,
and she fell asleep on my arm. She fell asleep on my arm.
Her head is cuddled on my elbow, and we're huddled on my bed.
I forgot to set the alarm
and she's asleep on my arm.
Don't want to wake her,
well I want to. Just don't think that I should,
and I guess that's part of my charm that I let her sleep on my arm.
It sorta hurts but I don't care because her hair smells killer good,
and I would move if I could
nah I think I'll stay because she'll cook me breakfast
and I wont have to pay for cafeteria food
and in the morning when I'm an evil bastard
she's always in a good mood.
and I think I'll stay because I work for her father
and moving would be too much of a bother
so it's easier just to keep her asleep on my arm.
I gave away my dog,

she's allergic to pets still I let her sleep on my arm.
why do I let her sleep on my arm?
I'm getting antsy,
can't she move so I can go for cigarettes
y'know who cares if upsets dude just get up without regrets
yeah I could move cause she's so cheap
she makes me mow the lawn and fix the sink,
and I do it like a wuss man so because of that I think
that I'm gonna stay to prove that Im not weak
and if I wake her up then we'll have to speak
I'm such a geek how I could seek and freaking fret
aw, fuck forget it please.
It's easier just to leave her asleep on my arm.
Starting to get all pins and needles
fuzzy wuzzy prickly because she's asleep on my arm
been asleep too long on my arm
what used to feel like warm and cozy
has now turned pretty quickly into wrenching pain
and quickly I'm getting up because I'm being held back
and there's a weight attached the bones gonna crack
and it's no big deal it's nothing profound
just gonna sift and shift my weight
just rearrange and change the situation into something that's new.
ah screw it, doesn't hurt that bad
and she's sorta occasionally rad
she puts up with crap that nobody else would allow,
and she likes to sleep on my arm.
she deserves to sleep on my arm,
so I'll let her sleep on my arm
for now
Lyrics Submitted by Arol