Bad Cops Bad Charities Lyrics

I saw a sign by a pay phone
It said get in line so I didThe nice cars they drive by fast
Suckin up many gallons of gas
Yeah, I wish I had a few
I wish I had a fewIn the alley with a box for two
Flashbacks to my old room
Yeah, Im sorry about the mess
Im sorry about the messI think we have a better chance
Rob the place but clean up the mess
Rob the place but clean up the messThe big stars that crash cars and get paid
Say lines and pay fines and get laid
I dont have to look to see, that place isnt me
The guitars and money, the big shots
Bad cops and charities go byThe big stars that crash cars and get paid
Say lines and pay fines and get laid
I dont have to look to see, that place isnt me
The guitars and money, the big shots
Bad cops and charities go byIn the alley with a box for two

In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for twoIn the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for twoIn the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for twoThe big stars that crash cars and get paid
Say lines and pay fines and get laid
I dont have to look to see, that place isnt me
The guitars and money, the big shots
Bad cops and charities go byThe big stars that crash cars and get paid
Say lines and pay fines and get laid
I dont have to look to see, that place isnt me
The guitars and money, the big shots
Bad cops and charities go by, go by