Bagels and Cream Cheese - Joel Frankel

Bagels and Cream Cheese Lyrics

Well I know a girl she loves butter on her bread
But I say too bad cause she could have had instead
A bagel and cream cheese
A bagel and cream cheese
I know this boy he loves jelly on his roll
But I tell him don't bother, because it doesn't have a hold
Like a bagel and cream cheese
A bagel and cream cheese
Well once I took a chance, I ordered a croissant
I was disappointed, you know why? because it was'ant
A bagel and cream cheese
A bagel and cream cheese
Just say no to crackers. Just say no to biscuits.
Just say no to English muffins. You don't want to risk it
For a bagel and cream cheese

Bagels and cream cheese
Well, in the middle east they bake a flat bread called pita
People stuff all kinds of things in it but I would rather eat
A bagel and cream cheese
A bagel and cream cheese
Please cream cheese please
Cream cheese please cream
Cheese please cream cheese
Please
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Lyrics submitted by Francesca.