Battle Royale - Animeme Rap Battles

Battle Royale Lyrics

Alex:
What's up everybody and welcome to the season finale of ARB, Animeme rap battle royale. It is a showdown, it is the showdown of the century. Who will be the last man standing? And by last man i mean last man, last woman, last set of brothers, last set of sisters, last cat, last dog, last pony, last superhero, last monster, last pocket monster or maybe even last host
Mario:
Let's a go. Why don't you all get real jobs? You think you can win? We going mafia, say hello to our little friend. It's me Mario, yo.
Luigi:
And Luigi, homie. Like a Nintendo cartridge, you can all blow me.
Steve:
You two are so short you won't even see it coming, when i make it rain on ya with your own plumbing. You're old as balls on Yoshi, it's one dinosaur riding another. Saw your family pics, you get that mustache from your mother?
Kanye West:
You're like the girls you get, 1's and 0's. Who's the one now, Neo? You a jackass, Steve-o. Hah! On this temple i'm a black steeple, i care less about you than George Bush cares about black people.
Rainbow dash:
My cutie mark's a gang sign. Oops, my bad. My brony stampede will leave you like Simba's dad. Yawn, you bore me. I think i'll nap on the ground, as if motherfucker i can sleep on a cloud.

Doge:
Wow. Such surprise. Much rap. You not good at. You from streets of Equestria, not where the hood at. You want a friend? Meet this bone, here go. Both dull, both lifeless, both yummy treat for doge.
Meowth:
You're a played out meme, your empire's broke. Dogecoins are worth less than Freddy Fazbear tokens.
Prof. Oak:
What's all that racket? I was having tea with Mr. Fuji. I'm professer Oak, bitch. Eatin' Goldeen sushi.
Sully:
I'm scarier than the bats, that scared Bruce Wayne. Charizard was so scared, he fire punched his brain.
Mike:
I never miss with a diss, my rap game's phenomenal. I'm trying to find your talent, let me put in my monocle.
FSOS:
We'll straight up stab you bludgers with our sharpened awards. It's the five-second rule, eat your tucker off the floor. We'll didgeridoo you dirty and my mates are heaps starvin'. Take you outback and burn you like prawns on the barbie.
Anna:
It only took five seconds, for you to steal people's fans. Can't take the heat? How will you beat Winter, man?
Elsa:
We flow so cold like ice cube, boss! Meet my new boy toys, sub-zero and Jack frost.
Batman:
No one can out rap me, not Gordon or Bane. I'm a direct relative og lil Wayne.
I've got a tool belt, like Tim "the toolman" Taylor. You babies look out of breath, here's an inhaler.
Rocket Raccoon:
We had a record-breaking box office, call us Fedex.
Groot:
I am groot.
Rocket Raccoon:
Yeah boy, cheers to success.
Batman
Watch your movie? I think i'd rather pay taxes. I'll tie a rope around your neck and hang you from Groot's branches.
Alex:
Ladies and gentlemen the winner is Batma-
*Explosion
Insanity wolf:
Where's everybody at? " they call you insanity wolf? Where's your workout DVDS?" "Let me tell you about that one time i ripped Shaun T." " you're a little teen wolf, like Micheal J. Fox" "i'm butter, you're toast. And now we both know who's on top." " you're acting like a legend, you ain't the Chupacabra." "Fine, i'll move to Mexico and live with chihuahuas. I'm the wolf whisperer son." "*whispers in ear* you're about to get neutered." "Aah! Sarah Mcfarlane!"
*music
Mafia baby:
It's done *laughs*
Lyrics Submitted by Electropenguin