Be a Schmuck - David Arvedon and the Psychopaths

Be a Schmuck Lyrics

I once knew a man and his name was Chuck.
He was trying to make a buck.
He went to the casino, but he ran out of luck.
He was just a big fat schmuck.
I zipped my zipper but my zipper got stuck,
So I decided to give it a huck.
I went to my congressman and he said, "Yuck.
You are just a big fat schmuck."
Be a schmuck. Be a schmuck.
We're all trying to be a schmuck.
Everybody dreams about being a schmuck.
We all strive to be a schmuck.
Everybody wants to be a schmuck.
Lyrics Submitted by Karl Kowalski