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Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dryMark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guyMark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheapMark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sisterMark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and i wanna nail your sisterMark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
and Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say its cool
i'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yea your sister
yeaaa
i wanna F your sister
wanna F her in the A
and just C all over her chin
well i'd stick my fist in her V
and i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole
it'd be so F'ing great

i'd nail her
i wanna F your sister!

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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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