Bloodsport for All - Sultans Of Ping F.C.

Bloodsport for All Lyrics

Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash
And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun
And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and ChumStand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby
Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the reveille
Abuse the bugle boy of company BSuffer in silence, said Brigadier General Holmes
Or change your name to Smith or Jones
Learn to live with all the death threat notes
The big bananas and the racist jokesStand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby
lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the reveille
Abuse the bugle boy of company BAnd the coldest stream guards
Of them all
Sang God Save The Queen
And Bloodsport For AllWhile were on the subject
I've been called a spade
Single filed in public

With my privates on paradeI hope my feet go flat
Before I hang myself
Because I can't take this crap
I'm going A.W.O.L.And the coldest stream guards
Of them all
Sang God Save The Queen
And Bloodsport For All