Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

When you say, “Ne hao ma” they will look at you and smile Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

They will think you know Chinese but you will only know Ne hao ma ah ha ha ha ha ha

They will like you more than all the white people next to you oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They will know you better than just another passenger

You will be happy that all you had to remember was

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

When you only have ten dollars you can go so fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far

It is almost as enjoyable as driving in you ca ca ca ca ca ca ca ca car

When you stop at Wendy’s you can get some French fr fr fr fr fr fr French Fries

You can smoke cigarettes with the driver and you can watch him dr dr dr dr dr dr dr drive

And he will know you better than just another passenger

You will be happy that all you had to remember was

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ooh, going uptown, going downtown, going to Beantown

Ooh, down to Washingon D.C.

Going crosstown, up to Beantown

Oh yeah, down to Washington D.C!

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

Ne Hao Ma is what you say when you get on the Chinatown Bus

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Lyrics submitted by cyndi rea.