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Chinese Song
Microphone Testing, 1, 2, 3
In the place to be
Whats up everybody
My name is Tai Mai Shoo
And I am going to rapping for you today
just a little free-style
But first and foremost I like to thanking roadie styles
Beyond compare
for getting my belt back and helping me promotion my fuse
and in return
I will teach them how to make 1 million dollars
wow, and when you hear it you will be like wow, i dont believe
so simple
no skills involed at all I could have falled that myself
and then he say what, what the hell?!
I dont believe
check it out though

I was cruisin down the street in my Impala
they asked me who the girl in tha car
thats just my baby momma, dont give a fuck about da hoes
i sock that bitch in tha jaw
cause i despise and put the nail in that ho
cause im too sick, gimme the heebee jeebees
break in all the houses, steal all your tv's
kick your daddy in the peepee
yea as u can see see
i run around the corner and laughing, hee hee, hee hee
put ur mama in a headlock, or a full nelson
then i let your neighber watch
chinese food and girls
and then i raped his mama
cause im too sick
and that bitch didnt giv no-o shit
now back in my Impala
sick ass 82
saw my friend young
his first name is egg foo
a lot people dont like me
but I dont give a fuck cause I stole your tv
its in my fucking collaleena
I wish today was Sunday
so I can get a cheeseburger for
39 Cent! at McDonalds, baby!
and I, wish it was Wednesday
so I could get a hamburger for
29 cent! at McDonalds
(baby!) at McDonalds!

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Chris Ward, otherwise known as mc chris (always free from punctuation and capitalization), is a voice actor, rapper and improvisational comedian born September 2, 1975, in Libertyville, Illinois. His trademarks include the synthesis of his "geek" heritage with the "gangster" image associated with hiphop artists, and the high pitch of his voice, celebrated in his 2003 song "10 Year Old" (likening his voice to a child of ten years age).

He has appeared on many of Williams Street Studios' shows on Adult Swim, most notably Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as the crude and often misguided MC Pee Pants) and Sealab 2021 (in some bit parts, consistently recurring as the also crude and often misguided Hesh), and a part in The Brak Show. He also wrote for Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show, and later lent a track to the online music game Flash Flash Revolution.

Chris has released eight albums, the first of which is downloadable for free on his website. The albums are:
[2001] Life's A Bitch and I'm her Pimp
[2003] Knowing is Half the Hassle
[2004] Eating's Not Cheating (Re-Released in 2005 with additional tracks)
[2006] Dungeon Master of Ceremonies
[2008] mc chris Is Dead
[2009] Part Six Part One/Two/Three
[2011] Marshmellow Playground
[2011] Race Wars

He completed several successful tours across the U.S. In October of 2004, he announced his resignation from Cartoon Network to the public on his blog to focus on his recording career (roughly halfway through the entry), but has said that he is willing to return to William Street when needed. He has since toured throughout the continental United States in an effort to expose all of America to the growing genre of nerdcore rap. mc chris encourages fans to mix his songs and play their own role in the growth of what is a relatively new genre.

In January of 2006, mc chris was a nominee for Spin Magazine's "Band of the Year" contest at Spin.com. But after gaining an over 20% margin in his first round battle with Demander, the voting was suspiciously shut down "for maintenance" and when it came back online Demander had been declared the winner. Demander has since denounced the results.

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