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Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal<br /> As the holiday feeling was filling us.<br /> But now instead, all we're feeling is dread<br /> Because christmastime is killing us!Each christmas list gets us more and more pissed<br /> Till the thought of existence is chilling us.I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...Christmastime is killing us!But can't you see that what you do<br /> Is a dream come true?<br /> Can't you see that every smile<br /> Makes it all worthwhile?<br /> No, screw you! It's all but through,<br /> There's too much to do.<br /> All those dreams are nightmares<br /> And blank icy stares.<br /> Each little elf used to fill up a shelf<br /> Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.<br /> Now they're on crack and it feels like iraq<br /> Because christmastime is killing us!Each model train only heightens the pain<br /> Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.Fingers all bleed! Tnd look! that guy just peed<br /> Because christmastime is killing us!But can't you see our point of view?<br /> We rely on you.<br /> Can't you see that christmas cheer<br /> Gets us through the year?<br /> My whole crew is black and blue.<br /> Can't you take a clue?<br /> You may think I look great,<br /> But I'm twenty-eight!Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell,<br /> And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in hell!Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!Because christmastime is killing us!<br /> Killing us!<br /> Christmastime is killing us!<br /> Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>