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Ha, Oh yeah..
Yo Mike who the fuck is Julie?
I have no idea .. but fuck it.
Yeah.. it's Mike Stud homie
(Verse 1: Mike Stud)
Man I love college i never wanna leave this place,
Van Wilder i got the keys to the gate.
Hold up hold up yeah.. I think it's my turn,
Lemme get up in ya ear, like a sideburn.
Just like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed,
And if you don't like the track then you need to rewind.
I stay goin hard, I'm Cal Ripken boy,
Leanin on the cup I'm sippin boy,
I'm gifted boy makin money chips ahoy,
Just keep movin up Lane Kiffin boy (I'm movin up)
Yeah, and this a quick decision,
Fresh off my work is in mint condition,
Keep the precision, surgeon on the track,

Fuck goin in I'm bout to make a quick incision,
And I go about my flow quiet swiftly,
Go fast then I change it up like Cliff Lee.
(Chorus)
And I'm tellin all the girls the same thing.
I'm tellin all the girls I love them.
But I dont really mean a damn thing,
I just wanna go home and fuck them.
So I, I'm just tryna have fun,
So I, I'm just tryna have fun,
So I, I'm just tryna have fun,
Yeah, sorry girl I'm just tryna have fun.
(Verse 2: Mike Stud)
Now I love all the girls,
But it's still cash first,
Cuz i just wanna ball out like a bad serve.
It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me,
I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's pee pee.
And I'm so hot right now it might melt her.
She catch my balls better than Wes Welker.
Haha, god damnit imma douche,
Been around the world and I ain't shootin hoops.
It's been two months and i might get famous (cocky)
Talk more shit than Skip Bayless (sorry)
And you really ain't livin how I'm livin,
Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin,
Nah I'm just kiddin,
I swear I'm deservin,
Comin for the top spot quicker than a virgin.
And it's over checker the flag.
Big heart motherfucker with a pecker to match.
(Chorus)
And I'm tellin all the girls the same thing.
I'm tellin all the girls I love them.
But I dont really mean a damn thing,
I just wanna go home and fuck them.
So I, I'm just tryna have fun,
So I, I'm just tryna have fun,
So I, I'm just tryna have fun,
Sorry girl I'm just tryna have fun.
(Mike Stud)
Uhh I'm tryna have F U N
If you don't like it F U then bitch.

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The legend of Mike Stud dates back to his days growing up (some even say blowing up) as one of Providence, Rhode Island’s greatest ball players of all time. As a highly touted high school Senior at Saint Raphael’s Academy, Stud’s work on the mound earned him Rhode Island’s 2006 Gatorade Player of the Year and Louisville Slugger Player of the Year honors. So when the Duke Blue Devils came knocking, he packed up his .354 batting average and 107 senior season strikeouts and headed to Durham.

Read more about Mike Stud on Last.fm.


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