Commandments Lyrics

Moral law! The drinker's guide
Was handed down by god
Sacred law for man to follow
Revere them as your ownLife's too short to waste your brew
It's plain to see-obey the rulesThou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer - Commandments
Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse
Just drink your beer - CommandmentsMankind was long deprived
Of the rules encased in stone
Ten written the rest were lost
When will they be found?Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!Rejoice I The time is now
Fulfill Your sacred vows
Pay need to the blessed stone
Respect the holy lawLife's too short to waste your brew
It's plain to see-obey the rulesLaws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!