Common As Muck Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance.
I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,
Or Fred AstaireYou're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde.
I'm not very stylish and you're not avant garde,
Or Lionel BlairWe're as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glck, good luck
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn
Luvva duck, we're as common as muck.You're not Victor Hugo, I'm not Patience Strong,
I'm not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
Shirley Abicair, Oh!I'm not Nellie Melba, you're not Nellie Dean

We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean
Because we care!We're as common as muck.
Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn.
Luvva duck, we're as common as muck.We're as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glck, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn.
Luvva duck! We're as common as muck.