Defender - Apeonaut

At the dawn of time a primitive apedude, the predecessor of modern dudes, rhythmically struck a rock with a bone. And lo, the beat was born. And the beat totally rocked. You should have been there, it was awesome. That ape died, unfortunately, as a result of complications that arose during routine tail surgery. But a bazillion years later another apedude was born, and his deeds became legend and his name became... Apeonaut: astronaut, pop star, lover.

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