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Dinner Party - Brian Regan



     
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Somebody right above me gets up from her chair
The ceiling shakes when he makes his way down the stairs
The lights go out, put a finger to your mouth
There is nothing we can get away within this house
Would be so hard
Would break your heart
Would waste your time
I know it’s a diamond mine
All our friends are doing fine
And there is a dinner party right across the hall
And I hear neighbors laughing through the kitchen wall
And I hear the sound of a plate crash to the ground
When I turn the table on its side, it’ll shake the house
Would be so hard
Would break your heart
Would waste your time
I know it’s a diamond mine
All our friends are doing fine

So I won’t ask again
Somebody might bemoan me, screaming in these rooms
You keep your mouth shut if you know what is good for you
The lights go out, I can hear bad things around
There is nothing we can get away within this house
Would be so hard
Will break your heart
Will waste your time
I know it’s a diamond mine
All our friends are doing fine
So I won’t ask again

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Brian Regan is an American stand-up comedian. Regan uses observational humor, which is also occasionally self-deprecating. He keeps his performances relatively clean by refraining from blue humor, sexual references, or obscenities. Because of this, he has gained a large following in conservative religious communities, although his act is very secular. Regan's material typically covers everyday events, such as shipping a package with UPS, ordering phone service, going to the eye doctor and playing racquetball.

Read more about Brian Regan on Last.fm.


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