Dirty Old Man Lyrics

I'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'
I'm a dirty old manI like to get hammered
On Friday night
Sometimes I can't wait
So Monday's alrightIt's a battle with the bottle
I'll win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last nightI'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'
I'm a dirty old manYeah, I'm gonna get fired
For drinkin' on the job
Got caught with the boss' wife
In the parking lotI'm gonna get killed
For doin' this again
But I just can't help it

It's under my skinI'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
I'm gonna get hammered
And do it againI'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'
I'm a dirty old manGot a bag of frozen peas
I use on my knees
I injured from beggin'
And tryin' to pleaseIf you believe that
I'm losing my fat
Got a workout program
And a new rubber matI'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'
I'm a dirty old manI'm a dirty old manIt's a battle with the bottle
I'll win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last nightI'm a dirty old man