Dixon Cider Lyrics

(Intro)
Sometimes you have bad days;
Days when you think nothing can bring you up
But if you got a girl
You got nothing to worry about
Just listen here
And we'll tell you just what's up
(Verse 1)
Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her
Then grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider;
Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider
And show her family your Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her
(Verse 2)
You might not get it yet

So I'm gonna tell you again
Hey hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
Then you can shout it out
And go tell all of your friends
Hey hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
I love Dixon Cider and I will
'Til the day that I die
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
I would even choose it over
Uh, um, I guess pie
(Verse 3)
It makes me feel so good
I wanna have more Dixon Cider
If I don't enough, I'll beg and plead
Cause girl you know just what I need
I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider
If your girl don't want it then you best go hide her
Cause I'll find her and give her Dixon Cider
Push, shove it all down inside her
Make her thirst for some Dixon Cider
Put it on a string so I can ride her
All day, everyday. Dixon Cider
Can't wait to pour it all inside her
(Verse 4)
DIXON CIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!
I was thirteen when I had my first Dixon Cider
I had so much; when I'd talk, I would slur
Parents didn't like it; there was nothing they could do
Then my mama tried it; she started slurring too
My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider until you're older."
I said, "Hell no!" So I ran him over with a boulder
And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care
Can anyone save me from this killer bear?!
No no, get away from me bear!
No no! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Verse 5)
It don't matter who you are: white, black, Asian, or Hispanic
There's no need to panic; you know this shit's organic
If you don't get enough, it can make you go nuts
Grab your Dixon Cider; wash it down with donuts
Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider
Sweet sweet love you will provide her
Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her
Then shower her with Dixon Cider
With all your clothes on that's what I prefer
Show your love with Dixon Cider
Push and shove it all down inside her
(Outro)
So that's the deal and we hope you understand
We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in its hand
If you're wondering what this song is really all about
We're talking about shoving penis in her mouth
Oh oh oh oh ah! Oh oh oh ah! Oh oh oh oh ha! Oh oh oh oh yeah!