Saw you come through them swingin' doors
Had 'em hanging on ya, couldn't hold one more
You walked by with a silly grin
They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chinEugene, you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene, you genius
Could you teach meIt's more than the way you comb your hair
That's makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare
Tell me Eugene, I just gotta know
Can I go down and buy it at the grocery storeEugene, you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene, you genius
Could you teach meIt is something that you tell 'em, love letters that you mail 'em
Your secrets safe with me
To get those kind of glances, do you have to take classes
For a Master Romeo degreeEugene, you geniusEugene, you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene, you genius
Could you teach meEugene, you genius
Eugene, you genius
Eugene, you genius
Eugene, you genius