Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics

Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school?
I'm afraid he's not, Miss FishborneDexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school systemOh Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insaneThat boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapyLie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut, you're crazy in the coconut
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapyGrab a kazoo, let's have a duel, now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet and he also made false teethAvalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys, m-m-midgets, the Indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I, I felt strangely hypnotisedI was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls

And milk Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violinFrontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontierThat boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapyLie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut you're crazy in the coconut
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapyRanagazoo, let's have a tune, now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet and he also made false teethFrontier PsychiatristCan you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
A-a-a bird? Yeah, sometimes a parrot talks
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else? Um, a record, record, record