Frosty Lyrics

Frosty the Snowman
Frosty the Snowman
Had a little frosty dick
And they say that if you licked it girl
Your tongue would surely stick
Frosty the Snowman
Had a pair of icy balls
And they clanked when he walked
And they played a tune
And it sounded like "Deck The Halls"
There must have been some magic
In that old silk hat he wore
Cause he came to life, Said, "I need a wife!"
And began to dance around

Down to the village
With his chubby in his hand
He said, "It might be small, but my blue balls
Are the biggest in the land!"
Frosty the Snowman
Went searching high and low
But try as he might
He just couldn't find
A little girlfriend made of snow
Copyright 2008 by Simon Gray
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