Galavant - Cast of Galavant

Galavant Lyrics

Way back in days of old,
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant!
Square jaw and perfect hair
Cojones out to there
There was no hero quite like Galavant!
Tough!
Plus ev'ry other manly value
Mess with him
He'll disembowel you!
Yay, he ruled in ev'ry way!
A fairy-tale cliche!
And people called him Galavant!
The man we're speaking of,
He had a lady love --
And Madalena
She was one fair maiden

Long legs and perfect skin
A body built for sin
With cleavage you could
Hold a whole parade in
Ah, true love was never
This ecstatic
Nor as wildly
Acrobatic
Yes! He loved her to excess
Thrice daily more or less
And she'd be screaming "Galavant!"
One tiny problem
Soon would arise:
Richard a nearby king
Of wealth and stature
He watched Madalena,
Lust in his eyes,
And
He asked her for her hand.
Well, more like a demand.
Well, more like had his
Henchmen snatch her!
Which brings us to today!
The royal wedding day!
No one can stop it now but Galavant!
Poor Madalena waits
Behind King Richard's gates
For the arrival of her Galavant!
Now,
At last begins our true adventure
Epic -- wild --
A real butt-clencher!
So, huzzah and tally ho!
Sit back and here we go!
Attend the tale of
Galvant!
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