Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble Lyrics

Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell awayJust last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
She said you're kind of cute I said yes I knowBut by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guyBut enough about me yo let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
And she ask me did I like her I said well kindaAll of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin' all over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin'She got mad looked me dead in my face

Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hellI was duckin' through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with aggravated assault
Yo Clancy we got him
But it wasn't my faultNevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell awayI was in a bar one Friday night
Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin' and relaxin' sippin' on Tequila
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is SheilaI responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you tootsThe music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes at me
She pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are coldWe went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheetsI felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are youHer boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled Geronimo and jumped out the windowJust my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to oftenBut nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell awayYo man you think they see your point
I don't know I don't think they really do
I think you should give 'em another example
Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right hereI got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
I was just about to call you
I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
I'm wit it
It's 6 O'clock now at eight will you be ready
Yeah
Aight fine see you then BettyI combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my La Cox 14th
Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
Until Betty's mom said Betty's not ready yetI sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a little longer to finish my hairAt 10 o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let's go
Go where go to sleep I'm gone
I was steamin' like a demon as I drove homeBut it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell awayMan first your parents just don't understand
Ah, don't worry man
Then you having these crazy nightmares
I know why me man why me
What's next
I don't know now these girls man you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em, can't live with out 'em