Hail to the King - Snail Bob

Hail to the King Lyrics

She's a city
girl. She rocks
my world.
She's got stuff.
Sweet and blonde.
Keeps my kitchen
clean.
Unrealistically hot
so she's perfect for me
and that's why she's in
my video.
Hail to the King!
The aphids are all dying as you're
rolling the stone.
Don't take these words for granted:
leave the others alone!
Eat a sack of rhubarb on the fiery throne!
Hail! Hail to the King!

Lay still when you are dying or you're bad to the bone!
Don't take these words for granted: leave the others alone!
Everything's enormous in the eyes of a gnome!
Hail! Hail to the King!
Nothing is as touching as a hit to the home!
Don't take these words for granted: leave the others alone!
Don't steal anything, but hey! When in Rome!
Hail! Hail to the King!
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Lyrics submitted by Snail.