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HermAphrodite - Stephen Lynch



     
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She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dressIs she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her, I get poked in the eyeShe wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphroditeSome things are white, some things black
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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