Hermaphrodite Lyrics

She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
Some things are white, some things black
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections

Who stole all my whitie tighties?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah