Honey, I'm Home Lyrics

The car won't start, it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyliner shows got a run in my hose
My hair went flat, man I hate thatJust when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress I must confess
This could be worse than P M SThis job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
And hey, honey, I'm on my way
Hey, hey, hey, heyHoney, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treatHoney, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, now honey I'm homeI broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain, it's so mundane

It sure don't stimulate my brainThis job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
And hey, honey, I'm on my way
Hey, hey, hey, heyHoney, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treatHoney, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, now honey, I'm homeOh, rub my neck will you, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHoney, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treatHoney, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, now honey, I'm home
I'm home, that feels much better