I Play W.O.W. Lyrics

I play WOW
Can't nobody fuck with me now
I wanna stop but I don't know how
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down
Shut your mouthI play WOWSchool's out, work's over take your ass to coffee bean
I gotta get to Azeroth, you fuckers ain't stopping me
My shit's legit, look me up in the Armory
We're in war, motherfucker, there's no peace or harmonyNo-one seems to get it, but that's all right
My girl keeps bitchin', complaining and starting fights
She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candle light
But wednesdays through fridays are strictly raid nightsWhen I'm down or depressed, I go connect
My real friends are online, fighting to the death
Mom's banging on my door: "Come eat your chicken in peas"
I got last night's pizza, bitch, that's all I needI call it straight dedication, you can call me crazy
You talking shit, man, why don't you come and play me
I'm going twenty-two hours, fuck you, I'm lazy
I'm pwning noobs at PVP and my level's past eightyI play WOW

Can't nobody fuck with me now
I wanna stop but I don't know how
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down
Shut your mouthI play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOWYou could say I'm a fanatic, or even addicted
Say my habits are bad, my fucking life's conflicted
But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this
The world brings me down, WOW makes me upliftedEvery moment with my guild is a moment I cherish
Call me a nerd, call me a geek, I am no longer embarassed
Say I'm socially fucked, never had kids or a marriage
I don't live my life for money, fame or chasing your carrotsAnd while people like to hate, discriminate and be mean
In my world, we work together to defeat the Lich King
Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly or fat
Everyone be kicking ass in the World of WarCraftReal life can be bullshit and put me down
Telling me I ain't shit and I'm on shaky ground
But I don't hear that anymore, I got my own damn crowd
Middle finger to you all, 'cause I play WOWI play WOW
Can't nobody fuck with me now
I'm on a quest with my guild, get you wow
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down
Shut your mouthI play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOWI'm down with the Horde, I'm a blood elf paladin
Alliance fucking with me, the humans are challenging
When you can't understand me, this is what I do
Tell you get off of my dick, go learn your class, noobBetter yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar
And no I don't wanna date your fucking avatar
I'm getting busy clocking kills in every single way
My guild's legit, holy shit, this ain't Felicia DayAnd who thought there'd come a time the world would see
Millions of fucked up people who feel just like me
I'm living like a god in Silvermoon City
Rocking the Ashbringer while your life is shittyI play WOW
Can't nobody fuck with me now
I wanna stop but I don't know how
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down
Shut your mouthI play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW