I Wanna Get Signed Lyrics

[Verse 1]
If you don't like my sound, it's alright I've found
Like, 5 club beats in the past hour and wow!
The hooks keep coming to me
They keep coming, the hooks keep coming to me
My shit is excellent, yours is excrement
Lay next to lesbians and have sex with them
My bars are barbaric, your bars are pars
Like grandpa in his car rapping
Don't test me, I've had a messed week
None of your bullshit will interest me
Don't even think to address me
I'll have you "mails" knocked into next week
I bless beats
So don't bless me, bless the next geek

With his shit bars, he can't compete
When I'm rhyming I'm grimy like my aunty's feet
[Chorus x2]
I'm fly
Man, I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
[Verse 2]
I've got a style that you can't fuck with it
Yet my flow's like a virgins cherry the way I bust it (tight!)
In my past life, I musta did right
Now I'm doing wrong by cumming in your custard pie
Why ain't it happened? Maybe I should quit rap and
Sit back and grab my dick and jack it
Wait a minute! I got it! I figured it out
Despite the rumours, I ain't as big as my mouth
I'm signed - I ain't finished this shit, wait
I want 16 bars, fuck a quick 8
I'm erect and seeing as your chick's late
You can suck my thing with the big vein
All of my mixtapes were pisstakes
That's why when the shit's played your prick mates pick out mistakes
And I missed this take
I just went back and recorded another one to make it sit straight
[Chorus x2]
I'm fly
Man, I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
[Verse 3]
I need a hype man
Someone that can rap, but not better than I can
I'm like, crazy on the mic, man
My grip is so tight, you can't detach the shit from my right hand
If any rhymer wants to bite man
I'll have their myspace and official website hacked
My early tracks were too sick
That's why only a quarter of my fanbase is feeling my new shit
I'm kinda out of shape
But when I step in the gym, I'm feeling kinda out of place
I tried sit-ups but didn't do enough
Why do all these guys work out when they're already buff?
Being this good, it's tough
How d'you take a pic with a fan when she's rough?
Shucks, if I don't ever get signed
I'll make music for me and act like I don't mind
[Chorus x2]
I'm fly
Man, I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet