I Want a Pony - Candypants

I Want a Pony Lyrics

Mom, I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship so I can sail to Mars
I don't wanna fly on Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don't wanna go
Mom, I wanna be the president
Buy me votes, pay my rent
Or maybe writing novels would be fun
Mommy, hire a novelist to write me one
Mom, I wanna be a movie queen
Buy me the cover of Premiere magazine
I'm way funnier than Jay Leno
Buy me a motorcycle and a TV show
Can a model win the Nobel Prize?
Buy me brains, liposuck my thighs
Hurry, hurry I don't have all day
If you loved me Moomy, you'd do what I say

Pony up
I want a pony
Mom, I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship so I can sail to Mars
I don't wanna fly on Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don't wanna go
Mom, I wanna be the king of pop
Buy me fans, hurry up
I just wanna be a millionaire
You'd die and leave me money if you really cared
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Lyrics submitted by kelly smith.