(If You Were) in My Movie Lyrics

If you were in my movie
I'd have you as the doctor
Small black bag
And a big black coatI'd have you make a house call
To the woman
You could lay your diagnostic hand
Upon her belly and her throatIf you were in my movie
You could be the detective
You could sit behind the desk
With a question on your lipExamine her for motive
Investigate the scene
In the ever present danger
Keep the holster at your hipIf you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movieIf you were in my movie
You could be the priest
Long black frock
White collar at the neckYou could come to the confession

You could give a girl a thrill
You could save her from her passion
Keep her body in checkIf you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movieIf you were in my movie
You could be the gangster
Double-breasted pinstriped
Man with the cigaretteGo running down the alley
With a double-crossing blond
Explaining to the jury
That you hadn't done anything yetIf you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
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