It Could Have Been Cheryl - The Brotherhood Of Lizards

It Could Have Been Cheryl Lyrics

It could have been Cheryl
So think of her when you wake up on the floor
And your back is feeling sore
It could have been Cheryl
And 20 paparazzi know for sure
Cos they're hanging round her door
But Aaaaah she's never there
She's running around like a refugee
She's richer than you
And she's thicker than me.It could have been Cheryl
So think of her when your song is being played
On Mrs T's ParadeIt could have been Cheryl
Remember her when you are out of work
Now who's an angry jerk
But Aaaaah she's never there
She's already gone with the jet-set ravers
Doing reality very few favoursIt could have been Cheryl
And lemmings running daily just to see

Make me wonder why I signed up as a human beingIt could have been Cheryl
So look at her and wonder who you are
She's a media star
Cheryl's famous ma and pa, Cheryl talking la di da
Cheryl's new designer bra, daughter of a Russian Cza
Cheryl used to be a char, Cheryl in her big black car
With a built in cocktail barCheryl Aaaaaaah
It could have been Cheryl Aaaaaah
It could have been Cheryl Aaaaaah
It could have been Cheryl Aaaaaah
Cheryl sits in her boudoir
While her lover plays sitar
Cheryl at the cinema
Etc Etc Blah Blah BlahCheryl
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